Your University Life, Written and Directed by Hollywood’s Finest
Lights. Camera. Action!
James Cameron: The man has a thing for world ending events and sinking ships. Hence, he's going to be the one directing your last ever semester as an undergrad where Arnold Schwarzenegger will be your thesis supervisor. What really happens is that Arnold is sent to you from the future future to slap some sense into you before you start working on that thesis. Also, Skynet is now fully aware and in total control of your university's advising system.
Michael Bay: Just your normal university life but instead of consequences, you'll have to deal with explosions and rock music. If you try to enter your campus without an ID card, the guards will start shooting at you in slow motion. Every time your code compiles successfully without any error, all the computers in the row immediately behind you will explode and burst into flames as a Linkin Park song starts fading into the background.
Wes Anderson: It's self-explanatory. Just look at the image with this article.
D.B. Weiss and David Benioff: Give them the opportunity to work on the first three years of your undergrad life, but whatever you do, don't let them take control of the last one. They'll somehow manage to earn your trust with a good GPA up to your junior year and then squash it right at the end.
Quentin Tarantino: He has better things to do than waste time on you.
David Fincher: This is the part where you join a university club as a fresher. Remember, the first rule of your university club is to ALWAYS talk about your university club. The second rule of your beloved club is to preach it to everyone you meet.
Christopher Nolan: You either graduate with a good GPA, or you live long enough to regret your very existence. Nolan is the guy who'll inspire you to take your time with graduation. Because you're the graduate the world deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So you'll be repeating some of your courses. Because you don't have a good CGPA. Because you need to get your grades up. You're a master procrastinator, not that good of a student. A future graduate waiting to be spat out in a capitalist economy.
Roll credits.
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