Accusing Threads of copying Twitter, Elon Musk threatens to block thoroughfares

"If he cannot make something original, why doesn't he just leave this country and go to China?" Elon Musk said in acute rage while alleging that Mark Zuckerberg copied his Twitter to make Threads. 

Threads has been threatening Elon Musk since it was launched by Mark Zuckerberg, the founder of Meta, the organisation that over the years has eased online relationships and given birth to numerous social media influencers.

Unfortunately for Musk, neither his accusation nor his tears could thwart Threads' growth at an unprecedented rate, believed to have crossed 100 million users within a week.

Unfortunately for Musk, neither his accusation nor his tears could thwart Threads' growth at an unprecedented rate, believed to have crossed 100 million users within a week.

With so many things going around in Elon Musk's mind, he finally launched a direct threat to the nation just like Kim Jong Un does to the USA. "If he doesn't stop, I will bring my people [Twitter users] by bus, truck, jeep from different corners of the world and block the roads to bring justice."

Such an idea did not come to Musk abruptly; rather, brother, it was well planned and thought out. Musk is a good observer who has surely been observing circumstances, mostly the rallies that block public roads unjustly to ensure proper justice.

"To bring justice, you need public attention and no one will bother to give their precious attention to your demand unless you block their vehicles and make them victims of the very popular yet unbearable traffic jam."

Confronting Elon Musk, our Satireday correspondent asked him why he chose Chapasthan despite being a US citizen, he said, "Well, as I said earlier, the roads of New York or Washington DC will bring you money, but the roads of Chapasthan will bring you justice."

Despite all the controversies and war of words, Chapasthani Threads users seemed unbothered and even uninterested about what was going on. Just after signing up in Treads, some started to sell sarees, some shared their broken stories that were shared on Facebook 100 times previously and some were claiming to have been facing problems as they were desperately seeking ways to send messages to unknown girls.

However, our correspondent did not forget to take the opinion of Mark Zuckerberg, an alleged alien operated by some unknown AI models. When asked what he thought about Elon Musk's move, he said, "Let him block the road. My people [Facebook & Instagram users] are ready to entertain them with bamboo in hands and helmets on heads."