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17 January 2023, 16:45 PM
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Scientists still can’t find source of cold air inside blanket
8 January 2023, 16:45 PM
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University office staff member breaks world record for “Longest Lunch Break Ever”
4 January 2023, 16:45 PM
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New parents lose it after hearing ‘wait until you become grandparents’
25 November 2022, 18:00 PM
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15-yr-old in Banani-13 wins ‘Best 15-yr-old male sausage chef in Banani-13’ award
25 November 2022, 18:00 PM
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North Korea to host 2030 World Cup: FIFA
25 November 2022, 18:00 PM
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Brazil or Argentina? A guide on which team to support
18 November 2022, 18:00 PM
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Sexist man refuses to make eye contact with female colleague
18 November 2022, 18:00 PM
Entertainment
Satire / “Should’ve studied engineering,” says BBA student struggling with PowerPoint presentation
7 November 2022, 17:00 PM
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Satire / Fans upset after celebrity didn’t ask for approval before marriage
29 October 2022, 17:08 PM
Entertainment
Men live in 2022, women stuck in 1900s: Study by female scientists
The plight of women seems never-ending and that is what a new study run by an all-female group of scientists found recently.
20 May 2022, 18:00 PM
Zap potbellies with potholes
Getting tired of your potbelly?
25 March 2022, 18:00 PM
Employees demand Work-From-Road permission
Just as the Work-From-Home saga is dying down, Chapasthan employees have come up with a new demand – Work-From-Road.
25 March 2022, 18:00 PM
Per capita income fails to buy 1-litre soybean oil bottle
“How many bottles of soybean oil could Elon Musk buy with all of his money?” a man wondered after failing to buy one litre soybean oil with his limited money despite having been blessed with a spiffy figure of per capita income.
11 March 2022, 18:00 PM
I am also a psychologist, says B,CB boss
The chief of Board, Cricket Board (B,CB) Kamrul Hasan Phapa has said that along with being extremely knowledgeable about cricket, having outlandish business and organisational wisdom, he is also an expert psychologist.
11 March 2022, 18:00 PM
Parents arrested after using newborn to escape dawats
Local police yesterday arrested the parents of a newborn after a barrage of complaints were lodged against them by their friends for using their child to escape social niceties.
7 January 2022, 18:00 PM
Govt gifts houses to B,CB officials after players beat New Zealand
The government has gifted the officials of Board, Cricket Board (B,CB) houses and land in recognition of their service after the Chapasthan national team notched its greatest achievement by beating New Zealand in a Test in the southern-hemisphere nation.
7 January 2022, 18:00 PM
Research finds proof of male students’ existence despite continuous absence on news
“Every day, before going to my office, I drop my son off at his school. But I have never seen a male student on the news or newspapers, let alone my son. Does my son really go to school?,” a father of a class 5 student asked.
17 September 2021, 18:00 PM
Aurangzeb’s crown found in a local tea-stall
According to news circulating on the internet, the crown of the late 18th-century Mughal Emperor Aurangzeb has been found in a local tea stall.
17 September 2021, 18:00 PM
Jeff Bezos named baldest rich man alive; locals believe they have better candidates
Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos was named the baldest rich man alive, but that has raised an outcry around the world – especially in Chapasthan.
10 September 2021, 18:00 PM
Auntie says ‘I told you so’
An auntie yesterday reminded her nieces and nephews that she told them so, after all of them were laid low with the flu.
9 July 2021, 18:00 PM
Students, teachers in despair during trial reopening of schools post-Covid
The world is a different place now. It is a world ravaged by a pandemic, where people have been mostly home since the end of 2019.
9 July 2021, 18:00 PM
Brazil and Argentina to give Copa America trophy to B-baria after final
The football teams of Brazil and Argentina have decided to send the Copa America trophy to Brahmanbaria after the final tomorrow.
9 July 2021, 18:00 PM
InCEL member terms ‘masked men date’ hogwash
After months of faithful mask-wearing amid the Covid-22 pandemic, a group calling themselves the Infinitely Charming and Evergreen Lads (InCEL) has announced a ban on its members wearing masks even as infection rates and deaths spike countrywide.
25 June 2021, 18:00 PM
Want to know your history in HD? Accuse someone powerful of sexual assault
A new trend has taken hold in Chapasthan, which has seen multiple accusations of sexual assault against powerful, politically connected individuals so that the so-called victims can learn of their entire history and background and have old memories unearthed.
25 June 2021, 18:00 PM
Human error challenge goes viral after Shakib apology
Bangladesh woke up today to a new craze that has gripped social media following ace all-rounder Shakib Al Hasan's Facebook apology last night.
12 June 2021, 11:08 AM
Urban solutions: The world’s first beach without a sea
There must be a sea when you talk about a “sea beach”, right?
11 June 2021, 18:00 PM
After U-loop failure, I-turn to revolutionise traffic
Dhoka’s traffic system will see an overhaul after U-loops were shown to be a spectacular failure.
11 June 2021, 18:00 PM
Half capacity at full tilt the only way to defeat Covid: Minister
The Chapasthan government yesterday said the only way to stop Covid-22 in its tracks is to introduce half-capacity measures in every sphere of life, said sources who heard other sources talking.
11 June 2021, 18:00 PM
‘Environmental’ mother-to-be worried baby will tip the scales towards climate doom
“Babies are not environmentally friendly. Babies will ruin the environment. Babies are the reason sea turtles are choking on your used plastic and dying. Babies are in direct cahoots with other baby animals stealing their resources.”
28 May 2021, 18:00 PM