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It is prohibited to sleep in a parked vehicle
Citation: 11.04.030 Sleeping in vehicles prohibited in public places.
No person shall sleep in any automobile or other vehicle parked on any sidewalk, street, alley, or other public place, including any approved private street or right-of-way, within the corporate limits of the city.
Persons may not ride their bicycles through the “Fountain of Life”
Citation: 11.98.100 Biking.
Biking is prohibited in the fountain. This rule is intended to protect all persons using the fountain including, but not limited to, adults, teenagers, adolescents, supervised minors and unsupervised minors from falling, slipping, and causing or suffering from foreseeable injuries that are typically associated with biking in wet areas that contain numerous persons.
One may not bring their dog to school
Citation: 10.28.050 Dogs at public schools prohibited.
No person shall bring any dog, except an official city, county or other law enforcement agency police dog or “service working dog” as that term is defined in the Americans with Disabilities Act (42 U.S.C. Sections 12101 et seq.), onto any public school property. This section shall not, however, be deemed to prohibit the use of dogs on school property for teaching or other school uses when approved by the proper school authorities.
All dog “waste” must be removed from any yard within seven days Citation: 6.24.015 Removal of materials between January 15th through May 15th.
(a) During the period from January 15th to May 15th of each and every year, it shall be unlawful for any person to permit any animal or fowl manure, excrement or other fly breeding material to remain on or at his premises for a period in excess of seven days.
(b) During the period from January 15th to May 15th of each and every year, all animal or fowl manure, excrement, and all other fly breeding materials, shall be removed at least once a week from all premises, including but not limited to, poultry ranches, poultry yards, dairies, cattle yards, barns, sheds, feeding platforms, coops, and mangers. Every person maintaining or operating a poultry ranch, dairy, or cattle yard shall file with the code enforcement officer a notice specifying the day of each and every week during the period of January 15th to May 15th that he will remove or cause to be removed from his premises all animal and fowl manure, excrement and all other fly breeding materials.
One must obtain a permit from the city to throw hay in a cesspool
Citation: 9.22.010. Prohibitions.
It shall be unlawful for any person in the city, to throw into or deposit upon any public street, highway or grounds or any private premises, any garbage or filth; also to empty or throw or deposit in any cesspool or manhole or flushing hole of any sewer within the city, any glass, broken wares, hay, straw, dirt, rubbish, garbage, waste matter, filth, butcher's offal, or branches of trees; or to contract or obstruct the channel of any creek in the city, except by permit of the city council.
It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide
Citation: 9.24.010 Hides.
It shall be unlawful for any person to keep, store, or have in his possession, any green hide or any hide giving off an offensive odour.
Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal
Citation: 9.26.010 Prohibited.
It shall be unlawful for any person in the city, to play baseball or any other game upon any street, sidewalk, lane or alley.
Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law
Citation: 9.44.020 Driving animals on streets prohibited.
It shall be unlawful to drive, herd, or cause to be driven or herded upon any public street, alley, sidewalk or public place of the city any cattle, horses, mules, hogs, sheep or goats.
It is illegal to plant a garden in any public street
Citation: 9.44.040 Ploughing, cultivation in streets.
It shall be unlawful for any person to plough any portion of an open public street, avenue or alley in the city, except for the purpose of grading the same under authority duly had and obtained from the city council, and no person shall cultivate, sow or plant therein, any vegetable or truck garden.
One may not use one's own restroom if the window is open
Citation: 11.40.050 Urination and Human Waste.
No person shall urinate or defecate on private property in any area exposed to the public view, or on any public street, sidewalk, alley, park, or other public place, except in a public or private restroom.
Sandboxes may not be used as ashtrays
Citation: Section 9.10.020 Prohibition.
B. It shall be unlawful for any person to dispose of cigarette butts, cigar butts, or any other tobacco-related waste within a playground or tot lot sandbox area.
Waitresses are not allowed to consume drinks bought by her customers
Citation: Section 9.04.030 B-girls prohibited.
No employee shall accept or solicit for himself or herself drinks of alcoholic beverages from any customer at the place where he or she is employed.
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