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Of Hindi Soaps and Thunderbolts By Towsif God's getting cheeky. Before, He used to torture the evildoers (I mean us) with drought, plague and thunderbolts. Now, He tortures us with Hindi soap operas. Seriously. That day I was watching One Night at McKools in the DVD (wink, wink), and suddenly this fifteen-year-old cousin of mine popped up from nowhere and snatched the remote away from me, threatening to call Mom the Magnificent if I wouldn't co-operate. As fate may have it, her Hindi soaps were about to start. Personally, I'm yet to discover what the ladies find so fascinating about a bunch of people getting married, remarried, and re-remarried over and over again. All right, may be the idea of going for a honeymoon every two months with a different partner every time is kind of steamy. Don't the soap characters have other things to do in life, like visiting a psychiatrist or something? The Hindi soaps are so stereotyped that sometimes the news bulletin from BTV World ends up being more fascinating. Being an absolute TV freak and being the son of a mother who's an absolute Hindi-soap freak, I've spent a major part of my life hiding behind the sofa-set, conspiring how to steal the remote away from my mother's cruel grasp. Hence, I've had the misfortune of bumping into plenty of Hindi soap operas. Frankly, it's still beyond my perception how mom manages to watch each and every of the soaps, with so much enthusiasm. After all, they all have the same story, don't they? There's a man called A, and there's a woman called B. A and B meet, fall in love, and get married. After a few days, they quarrel, and get divorced. Then A meets B's younger sister (lets call her C), they fall in love, and get married. While B meets A's elder brother (lets call him D), they fall in love, and get married. Soon A starts quarrelling with C, and they get divorced. While B starts quarrelling with D, and they get divorced. Then A and B meet again, fall in love, and get re-married. While C and D meet again, fall in love, and get married. By the time C and D are married, A and B are quarrelling again. By the time A and B are getting re-divorced, C and D are quarrelling again... Sorry. There's just so much love and marriage and divorce, I just couldn't help it. I've always complained on how meagre we get paid at the RS. I bet the Hindi soap writers get 'meagrer' pay. |
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